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Steven Rhodes - Everybody Croaks - Black Vintage T-shirt
$54.95 AUD
Product Details
Ah yes—existential dread, but make it fashion. The Steven Rhodes Everybody Croaks Black Vintage T-Shirt serves up black humour at its finest, with a side of frog-related fatalism. Because if there’s one universal truth we can all agree on… it’s that we croak eventually. Might as well do it in style.
This tee pairs perfectly with your midlife crisis, your overcaffeinated nihilism, or your daily doom scroll. With vintage graphics, a delightfully dark punchline, and a soft, worn-in feel, it’s basically your personality in shirt form (if your personality is 70% sarcasm and 30% “I laughed but now I’m concerned”).
Soft. Slightly sinister. Surprisingly relatable.
Care & Maintenance
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